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  • Writer's pictureMarsh Rose

Standing Up For Myself

Updated: Jul 24, 2019

February 19, 2019

OK, I get it. If you stand on your hind legs your eyes get higher, thus closer to squirrels. Brilliant! Your teeth get closer too but of course that doesn’t matter. We would never bite a squirrel. The squirrel is our friend. Come here, little squirrel. No? Anyway, standing on hind legs, nice development. I wouldn’t want to have those little sticks you have on your front paws, though, what my landlady calls “fingers,” the things she uses to pet me and bring me food. Fingers and opposable thumbs is a big evolutionary advance for your species but personally I'd rather be the one getting petted and fed.

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