Marsh Rose

My landlady. She does mutter, but never as much as when she's doing a deep dive into social media. With her new memoir out, A Version Of the Truth , she wants to spiff up her presence on Amazon, Facebook, LinkedIn, Instagram, you know the list. "Mutter, mutter, what do I click now, how does this look, should I post it or change it again," on and on she goes. As a friend once said to her, in the kindest way, "talking to yourself isn't a problem, answering yourself isn't a prob

November 2, 2025 “What are you eating?” “Your bathroom behavior is the most important part of my day.” “What are you looking at?” “What is that sound?” “What are you eating?” “Is it time for a walk?” “Things always itch where you can’t get to them.” “The mailman is here.” “What are you eating?”

My landlady asks, “in what universe is this comfortable?” If I could speak, I’d say, “well, there are an infinite number of universes but...