June 11, 2018
I tell my landlady, look at all the beds you’ve bought for me! There’s the square one over on my race track, the round one by my back door, one in my vineyard, one in my car, one in every room inside. I say get your face out of those Yuppie on-line pet supply places, just let me sleep in this bed and buy a fancy new vacuum cleaner with all the money you’ll save. And maybe a rug shampooer for days when this bed is especially muddy.